Cleverly Arranged Words
by Smashy Claw
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Podcast Theme
00:25
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Podcast, podcast, podcast, podcast
Smashy Claw's Cleverly Arranged Words
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Guilty
00:38
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If You Had a Super Power
00:29
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Austin Interview Theme
00:04
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It's time for Austin to interview some jerk.
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The Chefbot Polka
00:09
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I remember the day, when the Tonka truck said moo.
It was cool.
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Peanut Butter
00:31
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I have a peanut butter in my socks
You might ask me why
Well, if I’m ever in a catastrophic plane accident and every one of the passengers perishes, but I miraculously survive and all the exits have been barricaded by piles of rotting human carcasses and all the meals were eaten during the flight and I possess a substance that will ward off my eventual cannibal lust for at least a few pitiful hours
Well then, at least I tried
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Gary Tales Theme
00:15
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Gary Galavante recites old legends
With a drunken slur and a twinge of indifference
So kids, get ready for a half-assed synopsis
(This fuckin' theme song sucks!)
It’s Gary Tales!
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Carol of the Meh
01:32
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I’m really bored, so I’ll record
And cover this carol that is
Ubiquitous, during Christmas
Should know the words, sadly I don’t
Ding dongy doe, that’s kind of close
Bell noise and shit, basically it
Add harmonies, that’s sort of neat
No instruments, minimalist
Repeating mode, ostinato
Echo effect, yes be impressed
This bit was hard
To sing all the parts
It took way too long
And it’s barely done
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Or ya know, whatever you celebrate
Hey you know what, this kinda got
Boring to do, don’t know how to
Quit in the mid-dle part of it
It’s almost through, just continue
So, how are things? Oh, good to hear
No way, that’s sad. Right on, that’s rad.
Seriously, I cannot think
Of further words, for this here verse
I’ve drawn a blank, gotta fill space
Might as well give my grocery list
One quart of milk
Some butter and bread
Don’t buy that ice cream
Damn you fatass
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
This kind of sucked, man, what the fuck
Not worth the time, it barely rhymed
The lesson is: don’t cover this
No joyful tone, I’m getting stoned
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Slaughtered Laundry Day
00:54
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Cactus lacks a satchel desert festers by the hour
Jack’s attack to stack the last of lemon scented cows
Fractal tracking master vastly swells among the owls
I saw a straw on hobbled law so raw and on the lawn
God’s abroad to solder songs to gnaw the jaw along
Lock a stock on Scottish docks while pondering the frog
A skewered sutured suitor glues to neuter clueless stew
Prosthetic medic sends the credit leaded bread anew
Breathless mess confesses yes unless he guesses too
Sauerkraut accountant mounts a fountain now a spade
Father’s body bothers fondly slaughtered laundry day
Lipstick mixes sickness rigid liquid cryptic glaze
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Automatic Toilet
01:00
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I wish this automatic flushing toilet would wait till I was done
Still got a half a load that's yet to explode, but it won't flush
Last week, I dropped my keys in it
And I'm afraid I'll never see them again
This automatic toilet drives me insane
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Hyphen-Man Theme
00:54
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He's amazingly generic
Wears his briefs over his pants
He claims to have heightened strength
But I'm pretty sure that even I could kick his ass
But nonetheless, he's a superhero
And he's the only one we have
So three cheers for Hyphen-Man
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Flopsy the Snowman
00:43
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Love Song
01:15
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I always thought that love was a lie
I figured love didn’t exist in real life
I always thought that love was a hoax
A hopeful joke
Then you, you made me realize
You, you made me make up my mind
I always thought that love was a myth
I thought love was for idiots
I always thought that love was a lie
You proved me right
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about
Songs from the sketch comedy podcast we made in 2012. Mildly amusing at best, mark-missing political cringe at worst. I'm not sure if context would help.
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released June 27, 2012
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