From the sea we crawled onto the sand
The water became too toxic to take
From the beach the freaked out people ran
Clawing our way to land
All this time they thought we were a myth
They couldn’t deal with learning we’re real
All the mutant fish with bluish skin
Don’t have a right to exist
What you staring at dude?
Yeah, it’s a tail, don’t be rude
Except for the gills I am just like you
A million marchers hold up picket signs
They tell us to go way back down below
We’re stealing all the jobs as scuba guides
And that they cannot abide
Swim in separate pools
Send our kids to separate schools
Refugees from a sea that you helped pollute
Scared to death that there are more
Put a border on the shore
Just to be safe let’s nuke the ocean floor
Abomination of god
Pass a dozen fearful laws
But we put the ‘mer’ in America
Awesome track! I also love the "tribute" at the end to that old D&D audio, genius!
This is going to be the opener for the next session for my group. Landstrider
Amazingly whimsical, and full of ear worms that will get stuck in your head for days! Even though the topics might seem random, the lyrics in all of the songs are laugh out loud funny. For a concept album of fake track names, it's a very real treasure! Library Bards
If you’re interested in Marc’s fourth-wall-breaking, here-there-and-everywhere lyrical style, you’ll have a great time in that conversation. Stephen Carradini