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Goosebumps

by Smashy Claw

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I drank a serum that was meant to make the drinker go invisible It didn’t work at all Yet another formula to tweak It tasted funny and they paid me lots of money But they still could see every part of me They say that we’ll try again next week Let’s get invisible Or not, whatever, either way I’m paid Clinical testing’s getting better everyday I signed a waiver, meaning I couldn’t complain That time my skin went clear It felt a little weird having bones and organs on display With each attempt they’re getting closer, but I bet That I’ll be dead before they finally know for sure But rats in labs can be replaced Let’s get invisible Or not, whatever, either way I’m paid Clinical testing’s getting better everyday Did someone lightly brush your hair? But when you look there’s no one there? Did they whisper in your ear? But there was no one there for you to hear? Let’s not be cynical Stranger things have happened, wouldn’t you say? Visual stimulus is overrated anyway Let’s get invisible Or not, whatever, either way I’m paid Clinical testing’s getting better everyday
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I just bought a camera But I am thinking I should return it When I click to take a pic The people in the picture wind up dead I can’t explain it, why do they die? Say cheese and die It could be a coincidence But I’m thinking death lurks in that lethal lens Who’d have thought that when I bought An item from that creepy gypsy stand There would be some unforeseen And Twilight Zoney consequence at hand The shutter’s coming down like a knife Say cheese and die Should’ve gotten suspicious when I saw the aperture was 666 I wrack my brain, but I don’t know why Say cheese and die Maybe that’s why The camera shoots you like a gun And the photo album graveyard’s filling up
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Everybody say I play real good guitar Everybody say I play real good guitar But truth be told, I’m really not that good It’s just a poltergeist has possessed the wood And now we’re rocking to the haunted guitar’s song Everybody thinks it’s me who plays the notes But it plays itself like a player piano Maybe I should go and get an exorcist But if I did it probably wouldn’t play like this And no one would be rocking to the haunted guitar song Maybe we should have a séance in the strings And if the spirit hears it he can tell us why it sings For now the phantom’s jamming with the band for free My hands are moving so they think that it’s all me What rocks us is the raucous haunted guitar’s rocking song Once I left the stage cause I really had to pee It stayed there levitating, playing even without me Yeah, it’s kind of creepy, but it pays the rent Demonic pentatonic running cross the fret As all are hopping bopping to the haunted guitar song
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My lab coat got some shmuts on it When I dropped a dozen beakers of solution The chemicals began to mix It bubbled up to ten feet tall The blob that ate everyone Pitchforks and torches and guns couldn’t stop The blob, it ate up the mob Devouring everything, everyone in the town The blob that ate everyone It was the blob that ate everyone A trail of slime left where it crawls It was the blob that ate everyone Cause if you’re playing god, you might just end up inside a blob A world that was once lively and vibrant Is now dead and deafeningly silent And all that’s left is the blob It was the blob that ate everyone Has a hankering for human blood It was the blob that ate everyone Through its translucent skin, see all the faces floating within

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The Halloween compilation EP of October Claw Machines.

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released October 20, 2016

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Smashy Claw Longmont, Colorado

2011 - 2018

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